I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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