and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
he just fucked me for my cheese..
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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