Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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