Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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