; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
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How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
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You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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