My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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