My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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