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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
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he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
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Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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