Whod you bang
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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