Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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