His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
We need a shit load of segways right now
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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