clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
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She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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