So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
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There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
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