omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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