Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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