Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
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I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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