So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
time to smoke my breakfast
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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