everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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