she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
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Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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