belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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