You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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