Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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