I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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