yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
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