I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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