"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
