I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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