How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
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Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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