is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
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Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
You ruined the universe
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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