since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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