Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
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well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
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You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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