He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Slut skills are useful in every country.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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