Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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