i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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