She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Randomize