If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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