Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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