Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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