where does the pee come out of this thing
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
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Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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