he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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