I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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