Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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