We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
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It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
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I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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