Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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