just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Actions speak louder than pants.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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