WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
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If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
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Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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