Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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