No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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