your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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