Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
the day after is always just damage control
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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