I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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