Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
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I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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