im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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